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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? Because he lost the huile d'olive."
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"I have 3 moods: - Skips every song on my iPod. - Lets the music play without interruption. - Plays the same song on repeat for days."
"I'm sorry, I don't think I can do this *Pushes salad aside*"
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum."
"I asked a chick I met where the white women at? She told me they are at Old Navy."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."
"A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info she asked ""Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"""
"What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes."
"I'm writing a book about futurology. It's coming soon."
"Want to know where to find the worst pun in Alberta? Call gary"