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Joke of the Day
"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow whites cherry."
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"[rolls down car window] ""Sir there's a baby on your roof!"" Wait, if the baby is there... [sees coffee strapped in car seat] Oh thank god!"
"What is a depressed German with Celiac disease unlikely to have tomorrow? A Gluten Morgan"
"how do you tell a joke without a punchline?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."
"my new year resolution is 1080p thanks please make this go viral so my ex gf stephanie sees it steph if ur reading this please take me back"
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park your car man."
"Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained."
"What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !"
"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"