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Joke of the Day

"A recent archeological dig was finished at historic Stratford-upon-Avon They found many typewriters and many, many, more monkey skeletons"

"after chuck norris eats a large meal, he literaly burns of the caleries"

"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"

"France and Italy go to war. Who wins? Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides"

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)"

"Nice job, whoever chose the word ""monosyllabic"" for that."

"A lot of times you put up a tweet and at first it doesn't seem like it's going to do very well and then BOOM: you make 1 million dollars"

"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"