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Joke of the Day

"Trump says the biggest threat to the world is a ""manic, mad man"" having control of nuclear weapons"

"I was frozen down to absolute zero yesterday... Don't worry, I was 0K."

"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"

"Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday."

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."

"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."

"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."

"Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? Monterey, Jack!"

"Video Games made me do it. Rock n' Roll made me do it. Witches made me do it. Satan made me do it. - a short history of responsibility"