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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish."
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"what did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts!"
"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada? It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto"
"Wife walked into the bedroom. ""What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?"" ""No honey, it s not what it looks like."""
"Lowe's banned me for yelling ""From the windows! To the walls! To the sweat drop down my balls!"", as I explained how much carpet I needed."
"How do you disappoint a redditor? Just say ""Ifunny is better than reddit"""
"A neutrino walks into a bar... and it just keeps on going."
"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"
"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."