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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"
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"Charlie And The Chocolate Factory is my favourite book about a weird guy who murders four children then convinces another to live with him."
"I ordered some glue online but it hasn't arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post."
"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."
"I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them."
"Anyone have any special planes for 9/11? *Plans."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"Rival Gang Leader: Me: Rival Gang Leader's mom: [nudges son] go on Rival Gang Leader: sorry I tried to shoot you"
"What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless."
"I think semi-colons have gotten a bad rap. They should be re-branded as super-commas."