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Joke of the Day

"When brains do it it the butt do they call it ...brainal?"

"Guys; You know you need to lose weight when your girlfriend is always wanting to suck on your titties."

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."

"TIL You can see all your friends by going to /r/friends ^^'cause ^^redditors ^^definetly ^^have ^^friends..."

"How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men."

"Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back."

"The real miracle is that the human race still exists after being stupid enough to kill the guy who could turn water into wine... Idiots."

"That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror."

"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"