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Joke of the Day
"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."
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"Incognito mode on google chrome is useless.. Everyone in the library can still see me wanking"
"I woke up this morning to find chinese writing all over my bedroom walls. I couldn't understand it."
"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""
"Why should you not trust atoms? They make up everything."
"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"
"According to the customer service, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."
"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."
"'Noah' plot hole: THE FOOD CHAIN."
"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"