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Joke of the Day
"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."
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"One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor."
"Why don't you tell us what's really wrong, loud sneezers?"
"Can't make an important life decision so I'm gonna try and find a wise old black man to impart some wisdom like they do in movies."
"advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america"
"I have performance enhancing shrugs."
"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"
"I feel like I'm not getting the full experience of a gas station bathroom if I don't cut and dye my hair and change my identity."
"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."
"How do you blind a woman? You put a windshield in front of her."