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Joke of the Day

"When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes."

"Killed my first 8 point buck of the season! But it was with the front end of my truck so fuck my life..."

"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."

"I asked a chick I met where the white women at? She told me they are at Old Navy."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"

"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"

"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"

"How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents."

"I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory."

"While we frantically work to solve the budget crisis, a much bigger threat looms. Cats are running out of funny photo poses."