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Joke of the Day
"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."
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"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob by a guy It feels good until you look down and realize your gay"
"[Library] MAN: Do you have books on fire? LIBRARIAN: Yes, in the Chemistry section MAN: Come on boys! *Swarms of firemen enter with hoses*"
"Where does the Internet football team play? Webley."
"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"
"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"
"Why did the computer say Hello? Because it was A Dell"
"It would be terrifying if Elizabeth I were alive today... ... Because she's dead. Note: Credit goes to my dryly-sarcastic history professor."
"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."