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Joke of the Day
"Why are Buddhists so good at King cake Because they are great and finding their inner piece"
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"What's red and orange and looks good on hippies.... Fire."
"[comedy club] Worm: And what's the deal with dandelion stems? Right? Right?! Other worms: *silence* Early bird: *cracking up*"
"Women I sleep with get so weird when I ask them to sign the guestbook."
"So my kid secretly recorded me driving and singing and put it on social media if you needed to know how important birth control is today."
"Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value? He was Squared Straight."
"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -"
"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""
"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"