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Joke of the Day

"A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together.. The little girl looks down and asks, ""can I touch it?"" He answers, ""NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"""

"What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue"

"how was copper wire invented? 2 jews found the same penny"

"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"

"""HEY ATHLETES WITHOUT MONEY FOR TRAINING FACILITIES OR PROPER UNIFORMS, Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDALS?"" - Indians"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We've got a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says: ""You've got a drink named Steve?"""

"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."

"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""

"What do you call an aligator in a vest? investigator"

"I'm good now. I pretended the vegetables I was chopping were actually people. It helped."