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Joke of the Day
"I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity."
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"Start your presentation with a joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."
"Referring to people as individuals isn't accurate... I can divide them."
"How long does it take for a Somalian to shit? 9 months."
"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"Jesus and his apostles go to a restaurant... ""Table for 26, please,"" Jesus tells the hostess. ""But there are only 13 of you."" ""Yeah, but we're all going to sit on one side of the table."""
"What's the difference between you and a bag of shit? You're not in a bag."
"The problem with being an alcoholic time traveller is not being able to remember a single thing about tomorrow."
"How do you find a black person? Guilty."
"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."