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Joke of the Day

"It was really cold today... It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN'T USE A DAMN ONE"

"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."

"The other day I went to the zoo All I saw was a dog. It was a shitzu"

"I can't sleep; so I went out & got 2 donuts, glued them to my eyes, climbed up a tree & pretended I'm an owl."

"What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"I accidentally said ""pastryarchy"" instead of ""patriarchy"" and now I have a vision for a better world"

"What is the opposite of a Predator? a Postdator"

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."