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Joke of the Day
"What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? He also had Kurds in his way."
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"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."
"Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was ""you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"""
"Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts? He couldn't stand all the racket!"
"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."
"Is your last name Stilton? *insert cheesy pickup line here...*"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 13 years!"
"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"
"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"