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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."
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"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"
"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."
"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""
"How do you get a male cat ""fixed""? Get him Catstrated"
"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"
"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"
"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."
"I used to have sex daily... then I ran out of money"
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"