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Joke of the Day

"Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody."

"Insomnia causes questionable browser history."

"If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it."

"I was mugged by an artist last night.... he drew a gun on me"

"What's the difference between Barbie and Street Fighter? In Barbie, Ken doesn't beat the hell out of women."

"""Nope. Nope. Yeah right. Nope. Close! Nah. Nope. Almost! Hahaha, you're terrible at this."" - piece of popcorn stuck between teeth."

"We had a pop quiz in culinary school today. It was a piece of cake."

"Hostage jokes aren't funny... Unless you execute them well."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a pair of Dockers? You can only fit one asshole in a pair of Dockers."

"How do the Kardashians tell a joke? They get Kim to talk slowly to him."