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Joke of the Day

"Why do children cry when they find out Santa isn't real? They figured out who has been drinking their milk and eating the cookies!"

"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?"

"What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus? The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans."

"Two tampons are walking down the street. One is a name brand, and the other is generic. Which one talks to you first? Neither. They're stuck up bitches."

"Say what you will about hitler... At least he killed 6 million Jews"

"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."

"Vectors Joke When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)"

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"