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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I read the phrase ""We've changed our privacy policy,"" I just shrug and assume they already have pictures of me on the toilet."

"A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs Viagra. The mom asks, ""Why on earth do you need that?"" The little boy replies, ""isn't that what you give dad when HIS shit won't get hard?!"""

"I let my blind friend borrow money He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me..."

"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 is dating 7's ex, and 7 has a history of violence and has been leaving 6 increasingly threatening messages. There is no joke here, 6 is in serious danger."

"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"

"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"

"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"