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Joke of the Day
"My bathtub is just like me. Shallow and not quite long enough."
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"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"
"Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?"
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck his dick."
"What do cannonballs do when they fall in love? They make bbs"
"Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math. It's called the Al Gore Rhythm."
"Bikes a bike cannot stand on its own because it is two tired."
"John Deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind."
"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"