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Joke of the Day

"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"

"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"

"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""

"Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing"

"A Freudian slip.. is when you say one thing but you mean a mother."

"Gary: ""Doctor, I think I'm losing my memory"". Doctor: ""Since when?"" Gary: ""Since when what?"""

"What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti Halloweenies Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie."

"Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as ""Luber: For when you need to come fast!"""

"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"