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Joke of the Day

"I cried when my dad chopped up onions for his sandwich.. Onions was always my favorite dog..."

"*moon landing* That's one small step for man, one giant leap for updog ""What's updog?"" NOT MUCH JUST WALKING ON THE MOON WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"

"a haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV"

"What do you call two black guys on a white guy? ...half a sack"

"What did the fish say when it bumped its head? Dam."

"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."

"What is the best part about having sex with a gypsy on her period? When you finger her, you get your palm red for free."

"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"

"56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer"

"Jeb! should be called WTC 7 Never reaching the heights of his namesakes, and falling down without being hit by anything."