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Joke of the Day
"I take my women just how I take my hair conditioner with silicone"
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"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""
"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"
"Knock knock... The pilot, let me in!!!!"
"Everyday, I brush my teeth & say ""That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube."" Then everyday, I do."
"Some of my friends are doctors and human rights activists and I just spent the last 22 minutes trying to open a pistachio."
"What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe? Spot."
"My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah."
"At least once a day I say ""nice to meet you"" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved."
"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."