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Joke of the Day

"I posed naked for a magazine today Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money"

"Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. It's the gassiest of all planets."

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""

"I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet."

"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."

"Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*"

"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"

"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."

"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."