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Joke of the Day

"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"

"What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help? Bro sure!"

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."

"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."

"My boss incinerated that I use words incorrectly, applied that I was stupid & told me to watch my tardiness. I'm not even retarded."

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK Rowling."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."

"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."

"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."