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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling"
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"My wife told me some guy at the bar was buying her drinks all night to get me jealous. We'll it worked. I wish he was buying me drinks."
"A man walked into a bar... I ducked."
"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"
"Bikini season is just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the Mexican restaurant."
"New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together as I write this."
"What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car? A green bean."
"Where do all the bad hamburger buns live? In the seedy part of town"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb has to do the changing."
"When someone at the gym asks if I'm ""using that equipment"", I say ""No, my love for it is real."" To date, I'm the only one to find that funny"