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Joke of the Day

"Siri just said I'm looking for love in all the wrong places so I'm tryin to figure out what happened to Siri and how my mom got in my phone."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. "

"When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMFHcRSjR8"

"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."

"Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs"

"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi"

"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"