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Joke of the Day

"Siri just said I'm looking for love in all the wrong places so I'm tryin to figure out what happened to Siri and how my mom got in my phone."

"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"

"Why girls have zip in their pents?"

"So I went to the proctologist.... [insert joke here]"

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"

"My x-girlfriend had a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh It was amazing! If you put your ear to it you could smell the ocean!!!"

"Chasing away everyone who's ever tried to get close to you is a great way to save money on Christmas shopping."

"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"

"I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children. A shell suit."

"Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?"