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Joke of the Day

"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"

"If you're anxious and you know it...Clasp your hands."

"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"

"The joke of 2016 Trump"

"Someone on my street has taken up the clarinet, which has inspired me to take up the sniper rifle..."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire? It wanted to get off its ash."

"Whats the difference between a catholic priest and acne? The priest doesn't wait for you to hit puberty to come on your face."

"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."