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Joke of the Day
"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"
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"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."
"Rhetorical questions confuse me If someone asks you something, you're supposed to answer them, right?"
"How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say ""BINGO!"""
"My girlfriend invited me to have some cyber-sex... I thought it was gonna be just some us time but it turned out it was a 4G!"
"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."
"Conductor do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not on my salary!"
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
"How many suh dudes does it take to change a light bulb? None, its already lit fam!"