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Joke of the Day

"I have a life pro tip I never wear condoms"

"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."

"White trash girl How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."

"What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline."

"What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede."

"Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put their beer."

"Don't walk around the city at night with a lot of bread in your pocket. You might get rolled."

"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."

"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... Then a chair, then a table."