201986
Joke of the Day
"I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet."
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"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"
"Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses and his father standing beside him said ""Now remember son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."""
"Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp."
"What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator"
"People who do anal... (NSFW-ish) People who do anal are fucking assholes."
"Do you know why Bernie Sanders has gotten as much sex as he's had? Because he doesn't care about position!"
"Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour."
"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."
"Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception."