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Joke of the Day
"What kind of meat does a priest eat? Nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken)"
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"Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year? Me: Math."
"4pm Me: How was school today? Kid: ... 6pm Me: Do anything fun today? Kid: ... Bedtime Me: Goodnight! Kid: Guess what happened at school?"
"I just don't understand pedophiles, kids are SO annoying."
"What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano? He played many more pieces."
"You: ""Nice glasses."" Me: ""Thanks. They'd look better on your nightstand."""
"Did anyone see the transit of Venus? If so, was it a white one?"
"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"
"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."
"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."