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Joke of the Day
"What's a linguist's favorite beverage? IPA"
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"I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as ""Tuna of the Land."""
"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."
"I wonder if anyone ever told Hitler ""just be yourself""."
"When can you call an Arab unlucky? When all his wife's have synchronized periods."
"I'm here for whatever you need me to do from the couch."
"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"