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Joke of the Day

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."

"Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin. ps. Please send more."

"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"

"What do you call hot women in France? Tourists"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"

"A bear walked in the forest Suddenly he saw a burning car. The bear sat in the car. And burned."

"How To Avoid Dating You're too young for me. I'm too young for you. I don't date men my age. Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics."

"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"

"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""