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Joke of the Day
"What was Cher doing before she was born? She was a preacher."
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"Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma. The bartender replies, ""So one blood and a blood light."""
"Superman's Google searches: ""Strongest hero"" ""Strongest hero. Not Hulk"" ""Fastest hero"" ""Fastest hero. Not Flash"" ""Phone booth for sale"""
"a mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. he says ""uno, dos..."" and then promptly disappeared without a tres."
"What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits? Speedos !"
"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"
"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff ba-dumm-tss"
"If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor."
"Heroin use among horses have grown But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack."
"People who only tweet inspirational stuff are the same people who reminded their school teacher about homework assignments."