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Joke of the Day
"Why is tomorrow like your girlfriend. It never comes."
Next Joke
"I just completed a one month long diet... And all I lost was 30 days."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't. They just beat up the room for being dark and arrest the light for being broke."
"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"
"its illegal to pick beer bottle up off the side of the road they're native artifacts"
"Can you believe Five Guys is a hamburger place and not an orgy store?! I'm too under dressed and overlubed to eat a hamburger now."
"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"
"What do my dick and my mind have in common? They both want to get blown."