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Joke of the Day
"I just completed a one month long diet... And all I lost was 30 days."
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"What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet? 0x809ACC0E!"
"A midget psychic broke out of prison. Now there's a small medium at large."
"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"
"Reddit will end with not a bang, but a Pao."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"
"How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? ""Dear Reader"""
"I delete enough tweets to know I should never get a tattoo."
"What do you call a dog woth no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he's not coming"
"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"