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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"
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"A Brit and an American are having a conversation. The American says: ""Wtf do you mean, 'let's go smoke a fag'?""."
"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer But I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day..."
"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."
"""Omg, what a cute baby. He's adorable. Makes me want...oh never mind he's crying now bye"""
"What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'"
"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""
"Great idea Journalist: What do you think of western civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a great idea!"
"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."
"How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher."