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Joke of the Day

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin? Because it was a kitty fiddler."

"[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down."

"When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam."

"Roughly 60% of my childhood was spent trying to do the crane kick after watching Karate Kid."

"Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn't on the pill"

"How do you know a car is from Poland? The Polish."

"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"

"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""

"Spelling Errors? I don't do that typo thing."