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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde pull the dildo out before she came? She wasn't on the pill"
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"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."
"Here's a quick joke for all you telepathic people out there."
"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"What did King Arthur do in Camelot? He ""came"" a lot."
"Saw someone simultaneously walking while writing on a pad of paper. I yelled at them to text and drive like a normal person."
"Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain? Because it was deterred."
"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"
"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... His friend then asks if he is okay."