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Joke of the Day
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fire place this morning."
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"[Scene: Cloud City. Two men fight each other with lightsabers] Mario: You-a kill my father! Wario: No. I am-a your father. Mario: Mama-mia!"
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"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."
"What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor? Quack"
"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"
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