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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well. I guess he just always screwed up the delivery..."

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information."

"If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic."

"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"

"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""

"[at the gym] ME: Hey, can you spot me? GUY: Sure, which machine? ME: *gestures to vending machine* Right over there"

"Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish."

"What's big, black and loaded with aids? A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill descent control and parking assist."