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Joke of the Day

"10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF."

"what's brown and sticky? A stick."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize Ayy"

"Medical science still doesn't have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it's coming quickly."

"How do you know when sex with a blonde is over? The car light comes on"

"Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!"

"Every so often I'll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking."

"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."

"Donald Trump is the candy corn of politicians Part white, part orange and sickening in large doses"

"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."