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Joke of the Day
"If there's ever an apocalypse, you'll recognize me because I'll be the zombie wearing flip flops"
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"Mixed martial arts? Why you gotta make biracial people fight each other though?"
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"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."
"What do you call a fish out of water? Dry! As told by my 3 year old son."
"What is white outside, and black inside [NSFW] Justin Beiber with Usher dick in his anus."
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"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."