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Joke of the Day
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."
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"First comes the wedding And 5 months later comes the baby."
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"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"
"My wife said in the morning ""You are an idiot""... while combing her hair in front of the mirror when I walked by."
"Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling"
"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."
"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."
"I'd really love to study Philosophy... But I Kant."