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Joke of the Day
"I wish i was Batman Because my parents would be dead."
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"""We're up all night to get Loki"" -Daft Punk feat. The Avengers"
"Surgeon: I need someone to unroll this bandage, stat! Cat nurse, excitedly: I've got this."
"What's Kylo Ren's Favorite Order of Chemical Reaction? A first order reaction"
"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."
"What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes? Rick Grimes has two I's...."
"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"
"What do you call a water bottle that objects? A rebuttle"
"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"