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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."
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"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."
"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."
"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"
"I don't need feimsm i like my men to be REAL MEN! the worst day of my life was when i realised i had mistakenly married a big bag of oranges"
"*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* ""It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"""
"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."
"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."
"Have you heard the one about the three bodies of water in Texas? Well, well, well..."
"I just want one spam email that's like, ""Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized penis."""