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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man who just had his back waxed? A Faggot."

"I thought burying my wurst for a few days would improve its attitude, but it just became a spoiled brat. I'm sorry. That was completely terrible. I shouldn't have wasted your time."

"Did you hear about the paperboy who used to masturbate on the job? No? Really? Weird, it was all over the news."

"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."

"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"

"Did you hear about the brake pedal who had to leave his job? He had to stop when he got depressed"

"What are the two greatest lies? ""The check is in the mail"" and ""I promise I won't cum in your mouth."""

"Velcro. What a rip off!"

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: r/AskReddit"

"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."