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Joke of the Day

"""Hi can I just have a single burger?"" I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship ""But that's not eve- Please show some respect"

"A small agency has opened in the UK to sell potential extremists to ISIS. Not surprisingly, business is booming."

"The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like."

"I never make New Year's resolutions. I just carry the ones over from the previous year and add ""This time I'm serious"""

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome."""

"A guy in a plane stood up & shouted ""HIJACK!"" All passengers got scared . . . Then from the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . ""Hi JOHN"""

"How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 4, because my basement is still dark."

"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"