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Joke of the Day

"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."

"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!"

"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"

"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""

"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"

"its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects"

"""Oh my god, I've...I've never seen anything like this before. This is incredible"" - me looking at a boob"

"What's the difference between iFunny features and the gif subreddit? A week."