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"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"
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"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""
"Sorry I'm late, I was staring at a picture of the Ninja Turtles for an hour trying to figure out why they always wear belts with no pants."
"If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested."
"Just found a hilarious message in a bottle on the beach. I decided it needed to be RT'd, so I threw it back in."
"What do you call it when a king rips a fart?.. Air to the throne."
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."
"What do they do for the 4th of July in England? Sulk."
"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."
"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside."